if anyone ever picks a fight with u online reply with this gif to scare them away
*puts ace bandages around my knuckles and wrists* “oh what happened to your hand?” “aesthetic”
new hair nice nice very nice
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words