hyadain:

if anyone ever picks a fight with u online reply with this gif to scare them awayimage

androidelf:

*puts ace bandages around my knuckles and wrists* “oh what happened to your hand?” “aesthetic”

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

nicevirus:

new hair nice nice very nice

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

let's be serious, are you really at macklemore's house?
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memedong:

yes

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

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yaoi